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bakerstreet
how to play
- top level with your prefs + etc.
- another character texts yours with one of the below starters (or one of their own!)
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notalwaysright_feed(This takes place I am a student teacher, during my year long internship. I’m in a high school U.S. History class for freshman. The students are working on a poster project. I have the following interaction with one student.) Student: Miss [my name], I’m confused. Me: About what? Student: Did FDR commit incest? Mentor Teacher: […]
notalwaysright_feedThis story takes place, when I’m about 4 years old, and am starting to climb furniture regularly. At the time, I was living with my grandparents, and father. It was early morning, and, nobody was up except me. Being hungry, I decided I wanted to have cookies for breakfast- Knowing that the cookies were in […]
memester posting in bakerstreetjustformemes posting in bakerstreet It's cozy, warm and very, very narrow; you're stuck sleeping in a single bed with someone else and have to endure/enjoy the situation until morning. Snuggle-time? • COMMENT WITH CHARACTER/SERIES IN THE HEADER (add prefs in comments as needed) sockie ) |
notalwaysright_feedRead Please Thai Again
Customer: "Yeah, I’ll take an egg roll appetizer."
Me: "We don’t have egg rolls, sir. But we do have fresh Thai spring rolls, or crispy Thai rolls."
Customer: "No, no. I mean real egg rolls."
Me: "This is a Thai restaurant, sir. Our menu is all Thai food."
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notalwaysright_feedRead That Is Pretty Disgusting
Today, we’ve got a big party that came in right after a christening at the local church. Most of them have been nothing but sweet, as always, even the little kids!
Except for the dad’s brother. He’s a complete you-know-what. He’s hated absolutely everything, fine, whatever. He’s not the one paying for it, and literally everyone else is over the moon.
notalwaysright_feedRead Shaken, Stirred, And Financially Disturbed
I work in a popular bar in a fancy hotel/casino on the Las Vegas strip. We're known for crazy and elaborate cocktails, so the price tag matches.
Customer: *Slapping the bill on the bar.* "Twenty-five dollars? For a cocktail? Are you kidding me?"
notalwaysright_feedRead Vodka: The Cure For Bad Sushi, Apparently
Coworker: *On the phone.* "Hey, I’m so sorry, but I’m super sick today. I think I had some bad sushi last night. I can’t even stand up without getting dizzy."
Me: "Oh, wow. That sounds awful. Hope you feel better soon."
A few hours later, while the rest of us are working through a busy Monday morning, one of my teammates casually scrolls through Instagram. Suddenly, they stop.
Teammate: "Uh… guys?"
treks posting in bakerstreetnotalwaysright_feedRead Baguette And Regret
Customer: "Uh, yeah, so, I’m not paying for the wine."
Me: "The wine is included in the menu price, monsieur. It is the same cost whether you drink it or not."
Customer: "But I’m not drinking it. I’ll have a Diet Coke. So, obviously, I’m not paying the wine surcharge."
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notalwaysright_feedRead Work Is A Pain In The Back, And The Manager Is A Pain In The… Lower Part
Manager #2: "Why are you making her do all the heavy stuff? Switch with her."
Me: "Actually, I tweaked my back earlier, and—"
Manager #2: *Muttering under her breath.* "—yeah, sure."
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