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notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-08-23 06:05 pm
When I was in 7th grade, my science class was biology. One day our teacher left the classroom to check on something (don’t remember what). After a few minutes, another teacher came into our class and herded us into a small room adjoining our room and told us to be really quiet. When our teacher […]
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-08-23 05:55 pm
Finally, on the recorded line, he utters a threat. “I’m gonna f****** beat you up if you don’t get me my money now.”
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-08-23 05:45 pm
Me: "Welcome. I've got you all checked in. Did you need us to hold your shoes to get your dress from your car, or are your guests bringing your dress?"
Bride: "No. My dress is at home. I'm here to have it altered."
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-08-23 05:00 pmRead Post Haste!
Customer: "Hey! I need my parcel."
Me: "Of course, sir. If you take your slip to the pickup cashier in front of the parcel office, they’ll get it for you."
Customer: "No, no. You’re right here. Just get it for me."
Read Post Haste!
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-08-23 03:00 pmRead You Bring The Rage, I’ll Bring The Quit
I get an irate caller.
Irate Caller: "F*** YOU AND THAT STUPID COMPANY YOU WORK FOR! NOBODY TH—"
Me: *Click.*
I go on about my business.
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-08-23 02:30 pmRead California Dreaming… Because I’m Asleep!
Husband: "Mom, it’s two in the morning here."
Mother-In-Law: "It’s only five in the afternoon!"
Husband: "Right… because of the time difference. There’s a sixteen-hour difference."
Mother-In-Law: *Pauses.* "Anyway, I need you to send some money to your Tita."
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bakerstreet2025-08-23 09:51 am Rate Yourself |
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notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-08-23 01:30 pmRead Winter Is Coming… For Your Favorites
Friend: "I don’t know why I waited so long to watch it. I’m hooked. My favourites so far? Ned and Cat Stark, Robert Baratheon, Khal Drogo… I know everyone loves that Jon Snow guy, but I think the oldest brother, Robb, is way more compelling."
The rest of us immediately share a look. No one says a word. He notices.
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-08-23 01:00 pmRead ‘All-Inclusive’ Doesn’t Apply To Some Guests
Mother: "We do not wish to expose our children to alcohol."
Me: *Smiling politely.* "Then perhaps you should ask to move tables. I’ll be finishing my wine."
They sat down, clearly unhappy, and made a few passive-aggressive remarks about how "sad" it must be to travel alone.
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-08-23 12:45 pmI was just about to go out when the phone rings. I have a landline for work purposes, and sometimes will be called by people I don’t know. So I picked up the phone. Me: “Hello.” Caller (with Indian accent): “Hello, I’m calling from BT Openreach about your internet.” At this point I knew it […]
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vampiremedia is a community for all things vampires! Recs, discussion, meta, transformative works. If it's got vampires, we want it. Membership is open and all members can post. Currently hosting a vampire fandom recs event.notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-08-23 12:15 pmnotalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-08-23 11:45 am(A line is standing at the local store, ready to pay the things they bought) Woman: (Speaking in another language on her phone, finishes) Costumer: Lady, you are in America now. Speak English. Woman: (Looking slightly bewildered) Huh? Costumer: (Very slowly) If you speak Italian, go back to Italy. Woman: What if I’m half Italian […]
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-08-23 11:30 amasoftermeme) wrote in bakerstreet2025-08-23 06:14 am
how to play
- top level with your prefs + etc.
- another character texts yours with one of the below starters (or one of their own!)
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notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-08-23 11:00 am(This takes place I am a student teacher, during my year long internship. I’m in a high school U.S. History class for freshman. The students are working on a poster project. I have the following interaction with one student.) Student: Miss [my name], I’m confused. Me: About what? Student: Did FDR commit incest? Mentor Teacher: […]
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-08-23 10:30 amnotalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-08-23 10:00 amThis story takes place, when I’m about 4 years old, and am starting to climb furniture regularly. At the time, I was living with my grandparents, and father. It was early morning, and, nobody was up except me. Being hungry, I decided I wanted to have cookies for breakfast- Knowing that the cookies were in […]
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-08-23 09:30 am